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Old 04-15-2008, 07:55 PM
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"If you lay the tile right, you can walk all over it" -The Man Himself, My Uncle John
LOL........I heard it this way.............."Women are like tile flooring, lay it right the first time and you can walk on it forever"
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Old 04-17-2008, 08:05 PM
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Old 04-18-2008, 12:45 AM
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You all know that is a really bad idea... Everyone knows that I am at least a couple sandwiches short of a picnic!

What would I do... I'd chant...

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go,
With hand grenades and razor blades,
I owe, I owe... I owe, I owe, I owe!

Sorry... back to your regularly scheduled thread

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Old 04-18-2008, 05:53 AM
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On the subject of Hillary Cliton saying she is most quailfied to be president. Occasionally blowing Bill doesn't mean you are qualified for the office of President. If that was the case Monica and a Cuban cigar would be running too.
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Old 04-18-2008, 07:52 AM
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Old 04-18-2008, 08:00 AM
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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

There are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by the gradual and silent encroachment of those in power, than by violent and sudden usurpation. - James Madison

A politician will do anything to keep his job, even become a patriot. - William Randolph Hearst
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Old 04-22-2008, 02:39 AM
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Old 04-26-2008, 09:52 AM
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