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Old 04-11-2008, 10:13 PM
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"being banned from both forums because you're too much of a dealer for the B/S/T and not enough of a dealer for the Proshop is just retarded." ThePixelguru...

Its my favorite quote....
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Old 04-11-2008, 11:02 PM
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Cyberave68... I like that... yet another quote for the pile.

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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

There are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by the gradual and silent encroachment of those in power, than by violent and sudden usurpation. - James Madison

A politician will do anything to keep his job, even become a patriot. - William Randolph Hearst
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Old 04-13-2008, 10:28 PM
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Not really sure how relevant these quotes are. Just stuff I've saved over time.

The Mask- "NO! It wasn't me! It was the one armed man!"

Dave Mustaine- "It may be fun - IF YOU SUCK!"

????- "This is me, masterbating in the shower. This will be the high point of my day. It's all downhill from here."

????- "are you from UPS? cuz i swear u were checkin out my package"

????- "if i told you your body was beautiful do u think i could keep a straight face?"

????- "did it hurt...when you fell from heaven -- and landed on your face?"

????- "A fucking truck has a bed thats not hooking to the god damn cab! Stock fucking calling your mini vans, and S.U.V's trucks! I don't call them "pussy-ass bitch mobiles," so return the favor!"

IllWillPress- "I'm not allowed to play poker anymore because of the charges filed by that lady. She was so angry, and I said: "you wanna," she wanted to play poker, and I tried to oblige but didn't know it fell under the category of beastiality!"

JoshGrrrr- "Anyway, just wait for the new forum to open up before complaining!"

James Woods- "You'll be home for a blow job, and a bologna sandwhich"

James Woods- "-Once your on the inside I CAN NOT help you!
-Well, can you help me now?
-Uh, well, no. Actually, no."

????- "This stupid hooker decided that she wasn't going to just fall off the wagon, she was going to take a flying fucking leap."

Beavis- "we're gonna make it! We're not gonna fake it!"

????- "I would knock the stuffin' out of that muffin!"

Lt. Steve Chen- "the explosion triggered a massive out flow... You know, I don't know what the fuck is going on."

Rob- "I'm not gonna tell you to stop, but when you get that crack rock, smoke half of it!"

Varmint Al- "Tools in use might get dirty, but they don't seem to gather rust."

Stevo- "See, to me, England was nothing more then a big fucking American state like North Dakota or Canada."

Henry Rollins- "Fuck you means fuck you. Not lets have lunch."

Thats what I got, or can find anyway. If any of them go to far, feel free to delete.
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Old 04-14-2008, 01:58 AM
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Zak vetter -

" I'm gay for aka, but don't quote me on that"


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" I crucified the devil, killed the predator, you think I'm gonna let some chihuahua come in my house and start running his fucking mouth?" ( close enough)

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Old 04-14-2008, 03:11 AM
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"Everytime I have sex with my wife, I feel like i'm cheating on my girlfriend."


-from a movie i can't remember...
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I tried to think of just one, but I got to thinking about one I liked from "Road House", and then realized how many great quotes are in that movie. Here are a few favs:

1. "That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that"

2. Pain don't hurt

3.Red Webster: How long are you gonna be in town?
Dalton: Not very long.
Red Webster: That's what I said 25 years ago.
Dalton: Really? What happened?
Red Webster: I got married to an ugly woman. Don't ever do that. It just takes the energy right out of you. She left me, though. Found somebody even uglier than she was. That's life. Who can explain it?
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Old 04-14-2008, 03:28 PM
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While drooling over a HOTT CHICK:

"I'd drag my balls through 10 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a CB Microphone"...! ~Unknown


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Old 04-14-2008, 04:09 PM
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this is one i've found slightly amusing


I'm not psycho... i just like psychotic things! - Gerard Way
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Old 04-15-2008, 08:29 PM
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"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.".....President William Jefferson Clinton
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Old 04-15-2008, 08:51 PM
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